Crazy

Camden told me one morning that his eye was hurting. He looked at me with one eye closed and told me that he needed Laser Eye surgery and there was a doctor he saw on TV that could do it. (Supervise children and TV at all times!)

One night at dinner Camden grabbed his chest and had a look of pain on his face. He told me, "Mommy some food is stuck in my heart!" My friend Stephanie would have flipped out at this point! I, however, remained calm and told him to drink his milk. He asked, "Doesn't food get stuck in your heart before it goes in your stomach?" Not unless you are eating a Krispy Kreme donut!! Ha! I have explained the digestive process to this child at least 100 times and he still doesn't get it. 

The other night Camden said that he didn't like school because it was boring. I then gave the lecture of how important school is and if he didn't get a good education he would end up working at McDonald's. Camden said, "I would rather work at Wendy's!" Get ready Craig, Camden is on his way to Hamburger University!

Also, Camden and I sang "Smelly Cat" this morning while eating breakfast! So fun!